Why you should totally 💩 at work

Some do it daily. Others not as often. Some proudly proclaim it. Other people sneak in when no-one is looking. But we all should do it.

💩 at work.

Reasons why

1. They expect you to eat there, why would you wait until you're home? Seems fair.
2. Other colleagues go out for a smoke. You go for a sit-down.
3. We all know we have to save water for the animals. If you work in an office, odds are they are reusing rainwater or something. Do it for the creatures! 🦔
4. Tough job? We have our best ideas when we are away from keyboard. Skip the pingpong, go have a 💩!
5. You get to wash your hands after touching dirty keyboards all day long. Very hygienic! ⌨️
6. Who knows, you might meet a 💩-ing buddy!

The clincher (get it?)

It's a simple calculation.

Let's say you go twice a day, for five minutes. Assuming you work 5 days a week, at the end of a year's work, you will have been paid for a 💩 for 40 hours. That's a whole week of reflection, paid for by the guys in HR. Or Maintenance. One of those.

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